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Dragon Head Coach - Barry Sanders
February 26 - Former Detroit Lions running back, Barry
Sanders was officially announced as the new Head Coach of the T-Baggin'
Dragons. "I knew that I could talk Barry back into pro
football," Dragons' owner Mike Peck said. "It was tough
but once I told him that Ken Peck believed Jim Brown was a
better back, Barry wanted a chance to whoop on his ass.
He's just upset that a Gray Division team wasn't interested in
his services because he really wanted to lay the smack down on
Ken Peck three times a year."
P.S. Hey Ken Peck, your boy was a shitty actor too.
September 1 - Mike Peck announced on Thursday that he had
hired actress Angelina Jolie to become the Team Owner's Head
Assistant, a new job created by the PFFL's founding father.
"When I think of head, I think of Angelina. Therefore, who
would be more qualified for a head assistant position?
Come to think of it, who would be more qualified for any
position? Billy Bob fucked up, instead of trying to save
the Alamo, he should have been trying to save this fine piece of
ass from leaving his stable. Oh well, Slingblade-boy's
loss is my gain!" Unfortunately for the owner of the T-Baggin'
Dragons, divorce papers were handed to him at the conclusion of
his press conference.
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