Team Helmet

       2002                    2004

Team Owner

OWNER INFORMATION

Team Owner:  Bill Regan

PFFL Member Since:  1999

Team Colors:  Royal Blue and Yellow

Lifetime Winning Percentage:  .469

Lifetime W-L Record:  38-43

Divisional:  0 

League:  1

2001:  Marvin Harrison, WR

2002:  Tampa Bay, DF/ST

2003:  Peyton Manning, QB

2004:  Daunte Culpepper, QB

Gangsta’s Lose Coach!!!

Friday September 10 - During his nightly ritual at Golden Coral Buffet, Pastie Gangsta’s coach Fat Bastard collapsed and needed to be taken to Cleveland Clinic. At the Gangsta’s Saturday morning conference, owner Bill Regan stated that the collapse was from one of the whole chickens that he ate getting caught in his throat. When asked what this means to the Gangsta’s season, Mr. Regan replied, “Nothing….I have already hired and interim coach that I feel represents both our team and the league.” With that said, he announced that the the new interim head coach was none other than the feisty Steve Peck.  “I feel Coach Steve has the fire that this team needs to take them back to the championship.” In a conference call with Steve Peck he stated, “ I do believe this is the best shittin' football team I have ever coached. I know we can bring that shittin' championship back to where it belongs. My brothers and nephews don’t know what it is like to be a champion but I do. So bring on those cock suckers and I will show them what I can do.” Also, Mr. Regan stated that to keep the fire under his new head coach and to yell in the plays he has hired Ruth Galicki as this has always seemed to be a fiery combination.

Fat Bastard