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OWNER
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Team Owner: Dave Peck
PFFL Member Since: 1993
(Charter Member) |
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FRANCHISE
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Team Colors: Silver and Black
Lifetime Winning Percentage:
.383
Lifetime W-L Record: 31-50 |
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TITLES |
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Divisional: 0
League: 0 |
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TEAM MVP's |
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2001: Stephen Davis, RB
2002: Green Bay, DF/ST
2003: Clinton Portis, RB
2004: Corey Dillon, RB
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All-Time
Records |
W |
L |
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Injured Reserve List |
3 |
8 |
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Pastie Gangstas |
4 |
8 |
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Tim's Bald-Headed Turf Turtles |
3 |
10 |
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Blynd Syde Kreepaz |
3 |
1 |
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Da Bellends |
3 |
4 |
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Steroid Gorillas |
5 |
2 |
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Da' Black-Eyed Peas |
3 |
4 |
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T-Baggin' Dragons |
2 |
2 |
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Bigg Dogs |
0 |
5 |
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Evil Empire |
3 |
4 |
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Outsiders |
2 |
2 |
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Head Coach |
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Detective "Dirty" Harry Callahan |
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Dave Peck Cleans House
August 19-
Citing a PFFL record for losses, poor ticket sales and a fallout
with the catholic church, the Magic Meat Puppets were officially
renamed by team owner Dave Peck. "Our fans want a winner and now
they will get one," team owner Dave Peck stated on Tuesday. "Our
team name is Magnum Force and we will no longer be the league
doormat. Therefore, I felt I needed a Head Coach with the same
attitude. I decided to release Pope John Paul II of his position,
and brought in someone who I felt could take us to the PFFL
Championship. That person is none other that Detective "Dirty" Harry
Callahan." Coach Callahan is best known for blowing the fucking
heads off of dirtbags with his Magnum revolver. However, he stated
that he is very knowledgeable when is comes to running the "Run and
Shoot" offense and plans on having his linebackers "shoot" the gaps
on a blitz heavy defense. "With myself on the sideline, packing
deadly heat, you have to ask yourselves a question when you on the
field with us. Feel Lucky? Well do ya PUNKS?"
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