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Team Owner: Chris Peck
PFFL Member Since: 1993 (Charter Member)
Team Colors: Red and Yellow
Lifetime Winning Percentage: .432
Lifetime W-L Record: 35-46
Divisional: 1
League: 3
2001: Pittsburgh Steelers, DF/ST
2002: Ricky Williams, MIA
2003: Deuce McAllister, RB
2004: Baltimore Ravens, DF/ST
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All-Time
Records |
W |
L |
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Da' Black-Eyed Peas |
7 |
8 |
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Blynd Syde Kreepaz |
4 |
7 |
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Steroid Gorillas |
4 |
10 |
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Magnum Force |
4 |
3 |
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Injured Reserve List |
2 |
2 |
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Tim's Bald-Headed Turf Turtles |
2 |
3 |
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Pastie Gangstas |
1 |
3 |
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T-Baggin' Dragons |
3 |
2 |
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Evil Empire |
3 |
4 |
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Outsiders |
4 |
1 |
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Bigg Dogs |
1 |
3 |
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Head Coach |
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After a disappointing third place finish last year, Frank &
Beans owner Chris Peck decided to take his team in a different
direction this year. A new team name was selected and a new head
coach was hired. The new team name, Da Bellends, and the new
head coach, Ali G, were announced at a press conference held
yesterday. The announcements left fans and team owners alike
wondering two things… who is Ali G and what the fuck is a bellend? Head coach Ali G attempted to end some of the confusion
at the press conference by making a brief statement:
Check it! Me name be Ali G and I iz straight out
a da Westside of Staines. You know in the U.K.? Recognize! I has
lived wiff me Nana from da day me wuz born cuz bofe me parents
wuz smoked. Me wuz failed by da school system, and hated every
minute me spent in da classroom. In fact, added together, dat
time wuz probly da most borin two hours of me life. Me also
control Da West Staines Massive, da most peace-lovin and violent
gang in do hole of Barkshire. And me now has a wicked show on
HBO called “Da Ali G Show.” Me hobbies be gettin jiggy wiff Mr.
Biggy and puffin a spliff. I has come to America cuz it has
invented summa da bestest fings in the world – McDonald’s,
gangsta rap, spaghetti, and fantasy football. Big it up to da
bossman, Chris Peck, for pickin me as the new head coach of the
Bellends. Respect! After the Detroit Lions was fined for not interviewin more black head coaches, you has got to give mad
props to Chris Peck for selectin a black head coach to represent
the team. Also, summa you out dare may not even know what a
Bellend iz. It’s a well-good term dat means the end of a man’s
beast. For instance, “Bill Regan is a bellend.” I haz got to go
now cuz me Julie needs me to ride dat punani, but check dis… I
iz gonna take dis team all the way to the World Series!
Booyahkasha!
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